Memorial Day Weekend and other such things

Recent wisdom from my boss: "A hooker with a scarf is generally a guy."

This was quite the crazy weekend. Boulder Creek festival, Elitch's, and wine drinking. Doesn't get any better than that. Oh, and as if I needed any more reason to use contraception, the stupid middle schoolers at the Festival with water guns squirting into the crowd just about did it for me.

Tonight I am going to the chiropractor to fix my neck. I don't know what the h is wrong with it but it hurts like a mo fo. I told my mom I was going to a "specialty neck guy" because my parents don't "believe" in chiropractors. Whatever.

And Ian, you are right. HR is not that cool. And it really pisses Edain off that all the houses and streets are the same. But the party was fun.