Wyoming Sucks (in case you didn't know)

Just in case anyone was wondering, don't ever go to Wyoming. Ever. Especially north eastern Wyoming. The place sucks worse than Ben Affleck in Pearl Harbor. All it did was storm like crazy. Plus, there's nothing there but coal, wind, and antelope that jump in front of the highway.

Back in Loveland now and ready for game 3 of the softball season tonight. Glad to hear that certain Loveland-haters were impressed by our awesome town (at least Mary). Those of you still hating, you have to check out jet skiing and wakeboarding on Boyd Lake, North America's two largest sculpture shows in August, and the Fourth of July fireworks over Lake Loveland before you can aptly judge. Oh, and don't count that crazy Surf Side bar in with Loveland, because I don't even know what the hell that was.

Anyway, I'll be back in Boulder sometime soon. Hope our crazy hippy neighbors haven't run you all out of town yet with their mushrooms, buses, and tight, flowery pants. If they're causing trouble, just throw on some Slayer, because if there's one thing hippies hate, it's death metal.